a twix!
well. good for you. Now try and be a little more interesting.
75% of people on my facebook, must have no lives as their status goes by either being bored, noshing on some kind of fatty food or that they are 'gettin on it tonite'
Change the record.
Is having a 'Maccy D's' really the highlight of your day?
Monday, 8 June 2009
Just thought I'd write about the most insane person I have ever met.
(Isn't actually from Hull, suprisingly...)
SO
Here's just a few of the things he's told us.
** No exaggerations on my part**
1. He lives in a 9 Bedroom house in.... Rochdale (?!)
2. He was trained by that tennis woman off I'm A Celebrity at Wimbolden
3. From the age of 14 he was a druggie, did everything, from weed to heroin, which eventually led him onto dying. Twice.
4. He has around 75 grand in his bank account... He doesn't work. Neither does his Mum.
5. He's a fireman.
6. He was chosen to be in Phantom of the Opera (in London) as the Phantom...
7. He was also chosen to do a voiceover on Creature Comforts
8. He was in Shameless as Lip's cousin...
9. His uncle is the man who stole loads of money from the Bank of England
10. He saved a young child in a small explosion outside Woolworths in Rochdale. He had to go to Hospital
11. He was sectioned last year. For again, saving a young child. His ex thought he was killing himself.
12. He provides councelling for rape victims.
Now, if your going to lie... do it properly- - - without getting caught ; )
1. After further investigation, i found that he does not live in a 9 Bedroom house, but a small terraced house in Littleborough...
2. Getting trained at Wimbolden just seems like an exaggeration to me. Maybe just played a bit at his local sports center.
3. This story has been told numerous times, each time different. The drug use also led onto him having metal plates in his chest... yet there are no scars. He is the Terminator!! Garww!
4. My wifey saw his bank balance. It was around a £400 figure. Probably from his student loan.
5. He's a fireman (part-time) in Littleborough. Leaving Uni to do this must mean its true right? Wronggg! He'l be back in September
6. For the role of Phantom of the Opera, you need to be able to sing. From personal experience... He can not sing. He'd be good in Cats though.
7. He 'proved' this Creature Comforts shite by showing me a email... Printed off his computer. With no sender details. Just a typed letter. Yes, I think he would go that far...
8. No one recalls Lip's Cousin. After people watching every series & asking him, this episode is yet to be seen
9. Ur, someone robbing a bank would be a reasonable explination for his 'richness'. Shame he owed me £70 eh...
10. No
11. Comment. Just 'Lol'
12. Ur. Sick... He needs to have a word with himself.
: \
SO
Here's just a few of the things he's told us.
** No exaggerations on my part**
1. He lives in a 9 Bedroom house in.... Rochdale (?!)
2. He was trained by that tennis woman off I'm A Celebrity at Wimbolden
3. From the age of 14 he was a druggie, did everything, from weed to heroin, which eventually led him onto dying. Twice.
4. He has around 75 grand in his bank account... He doesn't work. Neither does his Mum.
5. He's a fireman.
6. He was chosen to be in Phantom of the Opera (in London) as the Phantom...
7. He was also chosen to do a voiceover on Creature Comforts
8. He was in Shameless as Lip's cousin...
9. His uncle is the man who stole loads of money from the Bank of England
10. He saved a young child in a small explosion outside Woolworths in Rochdale. He had to go to Hospital
11. He was sectioned last year. For again, saving a young child. His ex thought he was killing himself.
12. He provides councelling for rape victims.
Now, if your going to lie... do it properly- - - without getting caught ; )
1. After further investigation, i found that he does not live in a 9 Bedroom house, but a small terraced house in Littleborough...
2. Getting trained at Wimbolden just seems like an exaggeration to me. Maybe just played a bit at his local sports center.
3. This story has been told numerous times, each time different. The drug use also led onto him having metal plates in his chest... yet there are no scars. He is the Terminator!! Garww!
4. My wifey saw his bank balance. It was around a £400 figure. Probably from his student loan.
5. He's a fireman (part-time) in Littleborough. Leaving Uni to do this must mean its true right? Wronggg! He'l be back in September
6. For the role of Phantom of the Opera, you need to be able to sing. From personal experience... He can not sing. He'd be good in Cats though.
7. He 'proved' this Creature Comforts shite by showing me a email... Printed off his computer. With no sender details. Just a typed letter. Yes, I think he would go that far...
8. No one recalls Lip's Cousin. After people watching every series & asking him, this episode is yet to be seen
9. Ur, someone robbing a bank would be a reasonable explination for his 'richness'. Shame he owed me £70 eh...
10. No
11. Comment. Just 'Lol'
12. Ur. Sick... He needs to have a word with himself.
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